me on a first date
when a teacher asks you if you understand the work and you don’t
*gets 0 on the test*
does it ever kill you when you make conversation with the person youve been looking forward to talking to the entire day and they just kinda brush you off
Decided to take a video while flying this morning.
Best. Idea. Ever.
Reminder that this actually exists in our world
THIS IS REAL
I’m gonna cry.
i just read this and thought “humans cant fly dont lie to me sir” then realised, airplanes.
All of my friends are fun, talented, cutie-patooties, and I’m just here like
WHAT DO YOU MEAN NOT TALENTED THT WAS THE MOST MAJESTIC THING IVE EVER SEEN
I can’t wait for winter because that’s when all mosquitoes die and go to hell where they belong
you’re right. the white trash is only in the US. gotcha.
Cause Germany is all of Europe and nazis are only in Europe right gotcha
those countries above, in order, are:
Thanks for contributing! Maybe next time you won’t do it with your head 1000 leagues deep in your asshole.
click on it
This is my most favorite picture in the history of ever
I want to take someone to a field of sunflowers one day
you know what, sometimes anything I do seems pointless and irrelevant and my accomplishments have 0 value and my whole life can be summed up in this “Day 3285: I’m still not a law student”… and I will never be